When I stayed at my grandparents house there was gruff all over the bathroom.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.
by Yellow Foot Clouds August 21, 2009
Get the Gruffmug. To take ones hand and in an upward motion, pet or thrust your hand up the backside of a strangers/friends head in a more forcefull manner.
by Lorts July 16, 2008
Get the Gruffmug. The small patch of hair lying in between the penis/vagina and the anus. (It can also have a second word added to it to become an insult, seen in fig. 2)
Geoff: I fucked Gemma last night, but man, that gruff was disgusting
Dave: Really?
Geoff: Yeah, dude, I swear it looked like there was breadcrumbs in there
Fig. 2
James: Jeez man, Zack is such a gruff-nugget
Sam: I know right! He literally stole Andy's girlfriend right in front of him!
Dave: Really?
Geoff: Yeah, dude, I swear it looked like there was breadcrumbs in there
Fig. 2
James: Jeez man, Zack is such a gruff-nugget
Sam: I know right! He literally stole Andy's girlfriend right in front of him!
by ayden mmmmmm October 4, 2015
Get the Gruffmug. Valuable, versatile, and all around unbeatable word used as a substitute for words meaning anything/anyone that is unpleasant, unsettling, unkempt, disorderly, vile, or otherwise distasteful.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, as well as a solid dis on ones character.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, as well as a solid dis on ones character.
Ryan: "Wow honey, I know i promised to love you for worse too, but if you want to turn me on, becoming the gruff that you no longer clean in the house isn't doing it."
JB: "Is that Rexa from high school? No... It couldnt be, that lady looks 45, not 30 like us?!"
Lindsey: " Damn!!. Looks like she got zapped by the gruffolotron. And she was hot! High price for fun."
JB: "Is that Rexa from high school? No... It couldnt be, that lady looks 45, not 30 like us?!"
Lindsey: " Damn!!. Looks like she got zapped by the gruffolotron. And she was hot! High price for fun."
by Shardi Bee June 3, 2019
Get the Gruffmug. 
Hater(s).
These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
Get the Gruffmug. A term used to describe a person, place, thing, activity, or action as uncharacteristically gross, deviant, socially unacceptable or weird.
Wow! Ryan's house is filthy-- look at the piles of gruff everywhere.
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
by Cookie W February 25, 2018
Get the Gruffmug.