Groupon

Slang for orgy

Are you going to the Groupon party tonight?

by Gina Hand February 23, 2023

Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

groupon cute

someone you would give a try & not spend a lot of money or time on like a groupon deal.

he was groupon cute - i'd see him a couple of times.

we went out on a discount date since she was only groupon cute.

by racerxmas July 7, 2011

Groupon couple

Couples in which both members are low-middle class whose relationship is sustained by multitude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. The couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.

1) There are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.

2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.

3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.

4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?

by Cinna-money July 13, 2011

groupon anxiety

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica

(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.

by twinklover April 26, 2010

Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.

Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...

by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

by alex2states July 1, 2011