Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

Groupon peen by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

groupon cute

someone you would give a try & not spend a lot of money or time on like a groupon deal.

he was groupon cute - i'd see him a couple of times.

we went out on a discount date since she was only groupon cute.

groupon cute by racerxmas July 7, 2011

Groupon couple

Couples in which both members are low-middle class whose relationship is sustained by multitude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. The couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.

1) There are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.

2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.

3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.

4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?

Groupon couple by Cinna-money July 13, 2011

groupon anxiety

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica

(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.

groupon anxiety by twinklover April 26, 2010

Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.

Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...

Groupon Sluts by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

groupon douche by alex2states July 1, 2011