greentard

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

by Elmart July 3, 2017

Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.

"Greentown Pride!"

by Paul June 19, 2004

Dr. Greenthumb

n- one who is proficient at the growth of and/or use of cannibus sativa.

Dr. Greenthumb is lookin fuckin high tonight!

by Paul December 6, 2003

greentac

Used commonly in reference to girls who follow around and worship any guy who dons an infamous green uniform, in the hope they might receive the genetic material of such a fine male specimen. Notable groups followed by green tac include the Dallas Stars, Oregon Ducks, NY Jets (although they suck) Green Bay Packers, Boston Celtics, New College Dinosaurs.

1: I was busy trying to queue for some lunch but I just got swamped by all these girls
2: They're just greentac!

by jrd3190 December 18, 2012

Greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

Greentown, Indiana

aka "Shakytown" after the highly unusual 3.8 tremor that was epicentered there in December 2010. Home of unique and famous late 19th-early 20th Century pressed glass.

Let's head over to Greentown, Indiana to see how the Glass Museum held up after the 'quake!

by MRMAESTRO January 10, 2011

Greentastic

Something which is considered amazing or cool for how enviornmentally conscious, or 'green' it is.

My new Prius is greentastic!

I'm taking this carbon neutral trip to Haiti to help install solar panels, isn't that greentastic?

Forget bottled water, filtered tap water tastes greentastic!

by LilMountain April 22, 2011