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Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010
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when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 9, 2008
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An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
by Questionizer February 18, 2009
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One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.
"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".
by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014
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grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'

(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass
1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."

2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."
by AJ22885 June 9, 2005
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A grasshole is man-child, who acts like a asshole with a golf caddy swagger to him. Usually, they are plagued with a shoddy Chicago accent and unusually hairy legs, most likely to protect the skin from the sunny golf courses.
"Lyle was such a grasshole when he got 'maad' and broke his golf club in two."
by Wam Silson and Aurora Eisiger September 6, 2009
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Damn girl you got a grasshole

Watch out for her. she looks like a dime but she's actually a grasshole
by a2o? June 23, 2009
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