grierson

The act of causing rapid evacuation of a room or other confined space by floating a particularly nasty air biscuit. Most commonly, a grierson requires the assistance of a tarka for maximal effect. The word is derives from the name of a rotund large-eared red-headed gentleman scholar of an unathletic nature (not to be confused with a waby), who claimed to be able to clear the audience of a 300-seat lecture theatre in 10 seconds.

From the Philadelphia Enquirer, 23rd March 2004: Mass panic ensued after shouts of "grierson, grierson" were heard in the darkened room. Firemen with breathing apparatus recovered the bodies of 18 of the deceased several hours later.

by philmadison October 6, 2005

grierson

The new metric unit of aerial noxiousness. Most commonly applied to the scientific quantification of odious flatulence. Defined by the radius of devastation: 10 centigrierson (cGr) will eliminate 50% of sentient life forms within a 1 metre radius. Named after the now notorious scholar, Grierson, who continued to consume numerous plates of tarka despite clear medical advice. The US unit, the air biscuit, is equivalent to 18.4567cGr.

The CIA today reported that Iran has developed a new weapon that will kill but leave buildings undamaged. The weapon, with a 10 kilogrierson yield, was tested in the Dasht-e Kavir desert region. Satellites recorded a zone of devastation with a radius of 25km and the consequent mass evacuation of the town of Garmsar. Reuters, 28th June 2006.

by philmadison June 29, 2006

jack dylan grazer

the fucking hottest human being ever. he stars in IT 2017 and his new show Me,Myself&I.

dude i have an unhealthy obsession with “jack dylan grazer”

by JackDylanGrazerBean September 28, 2017

A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

jack grazer

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

by Not jack Dylan grazer October 8, 2017

grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

by vegetablist May 28, 2011

rim grazer

Pretty simple dunkshot of a amateur level. Dunker hasn't got a good flip, that's why his dunk barely graze the rim, in some cases it more looks like layup. More applyable to the beginning dunkers. Thanks.

My first rim grazer dunk.

by CAH9t.MOCKAJIb July 25, 2012