gorman

a gamer, skater, lover, and a business owner. large belcher, sugar seeking, bottled water drinking, crappy eyed male in the state of being in his golden years, from the day 1.

Sup Gorman, ey Gorman, Gorman whats your first name?

by Shawn Claude Van Dong January 16, 2008

Gorman

A person who is too afraid to get with a girl that he crushes on her best mate

He's a Gorman watch your mates

by Sgb April 21, 2018

Gorman

Chloe Gorman is a girl who allways wears a pink shirt she will be a wired friend and sometimes you would rather kill her than speak another word to her

Chloe Gorman is so annoying I would feed her to wolves if I could

by Cool girly May 9, 2019

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

Gorman-left

Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.

Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.

by epiwonk July 11, 2024

Amanda Gorman

The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.

Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.

From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."

by Monkey's Dad January 24, 2021