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Gorillion Dollars 

The absolute funniest shit EVER seen on the internets. Period.
1:That Gorilla has a briefcase full of money. He must have at least a GORILLION DOLLARS.

2:That old gorillia is a first class junky. I bet he shot a GORRILION DOLLARS into his arm.

Godzillion 

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
Godzillion by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

gorillanize 

Aggressive, overwhelming behavior towards a person, place, or thing; To victimize.
"That car was just gorillanized by those frat boys."
gorillanize by Bigg Tank June 7, 2017

Grillion 

A conversation after Stebo burnt Sids pants
Sidney: "You owe me 40 grillion dollars for my pants"
Stebo: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Grillion by Ya Boy Mike June 9, 2018

Gillion Tidestrider 

Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter for Gillian and the Tidestriders, Paramount Champion, Slayer of Evil, Definistrator of the Adulterers, Horse Tamer, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Fish, Dirt Eater, Beater of Ass, Eater of Grass, Fishie. (As of March 2022.)
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.
My favorite Riptide Pirate is Gillion Tidestrider.