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Gordilla

a name given to an ex girlfriend/that insane girl down the street who exhibits one if not all of these qualities:
-Suicide threats for attention
-Obnoxious facebook/twitter rants
-Being truly distasteful in appearance
-Always upset about something
-Having "the crazy eye"
-Complaining for attention
Example 1
-Person 1: "Dude I told you your ex was insane"
-Person 2: "I know, she was a real gordilla"

Example 2
-Person 1: "My life sucks BLAHBLAHBLAH"
-Person 2+ : "stfu gordilla"

Example 3
-Person 1: "I felt a dark presence in the air yesterday"
-Person 2: "what do you mean?"
-Person 1: "It was just gordilla walking in to the jewl"
-Person 2: "LOL"

Example 4
-Person 1: "That girl you met was a real gordilla"
-Person 2: "indeed, a true Vlagum"
by Senor kay see you eff August 17, 2011
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Gorillian

Gorillian is a term used to define 1million Gorillas. Not very often a term used in modern day society, but this is purely for the reason that there is no place in which a million Gorillas live. However currently the Gorillas are being trained by Joe, Matt and Jack to take over the world. The gorillian HQ shall not be disclosed for obvious reasons..

..This term was invented by 'Joe' as a means of saying 'one million gorillas' quicker.
'Oh dear God! The Gorillians have taken over Asis and many parts of America!'
by Matthias (Brother In Flares) December 18, 2004
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Slut back gorillia

A woman who sleeps with all the homies just to get a roach.
" Damn that roachell is a slut back gorillia " tim said
by Juggalo69ninja January 19, 2009
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Gorillian

A million gorrillas. There are currently 3 gorillians and each have heroic leaders and are fighting a war against the chimpillians. They are highly trained and ready to rip of the arms of all chimps and eat their courpes.
"The gorillians are advancing"
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Gorillian

A Gorillian is, simply, one million Gorillas. The term was first coined by Jane Goodall as she was doing her research on primates. As she came across each Gorilla, she realized it would be most difficult to count the number of Gorillas she would be studying. That night Gorillian was invented.
Did you hear that Gorillas have been removed from the endangered species list? They just reached a Gorillian!
by Julius Eagon January 6, 2009
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grapple the gorillia

to spank your huge monkey or penis with a firm hold firoutiously till its discolored
wanna go grapple the gorillia while watching scooby doo
by dtrizzle by nizzle December 17, 2008
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Gorillion

A made up number made to mock holocaust victims and the event itself claiming the death toll to be smaller or that such event hasn't happened
"Ebil Hitler/Stalin killed a gorillion people in death camps"
by Human being#32 December 24, 2022
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