goonicide

when a person commits suicide after being caught gooning/masturbaiting

guy 1: "dude, did you see the video about the guy who was jerking it at that coffee place?"

guy 2: "yeah, he ended up committing goonicide."

by whoopsiewrld January 20, 2025

Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.

Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit

by brihttp February 25, 2025

Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.

"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."

by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025

Goonicide

Goonacide is about noutica Malon who passed away from sucide after he was jerking it in front of a coffee shop with bikni girls

hey have you heard about goonicide no its about this guy who jerked it infront of the bikni coffee shop

by Uh idk know what to name this February 5, 2025

Goonicide

The act of killing ones self after doing something particularly lewd, indecent or sexual

I masturbated infront of a fast food worker and people won't stop harassing me i'm going to commit Goonicide

by PornHubPerson January 18, 2025

Goonicide

When your caught with dick out while spanking in a drive through and forced to kill yourself.

Did you see that guy who goonicided on TikTok

by Spankbanker February 18, 2025

goonicide

When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide

Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide

by goaart January 17, 2025