goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

globtard

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Gooftardious

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022