gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

Gonk, The

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

Gonk

A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.

Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.

V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.

by daveycrockett3 December 16, 2020

gonk

Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.

Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.

by :) October 12, 2004

Gonke

Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.

"Let's have Gonke."

"Sounds good."

by Vanlentine January 24, 2022

gonk

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009

gonk

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:

by xJenx September 4, 2005