God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.
Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
by Anananon93 January 30, 2018
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God’s plan

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense
Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan
by The_pedo_pope November 21, 2018
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God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.
Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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God's Plan

God's Plan stands for any successful strategies for winning a basketball game
Drake has a God's Plan.
KD is afraid of the God's Plan so he get injured
by MYNAMEISDRAKE June 04, 2019
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