Glooming

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.

Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).

by Bart101 November 4, 2011

glookin

another way of saying thank you

person #1: happy birthday

person #2: glookin bro

by arianadawnx January 26, 2021

colder globing

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

by PFCnick March 1, 2011

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

Goobing

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

by borps July 8, 2020

gloobanga

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole

I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!

by Professional Gloobanger May 18, 2023

Snow Globin

When a couple have sex in a hot tub and before the man cums he pulls out and ejaculates in the water. The jets swirl the cum around making a life size snow globe.

hey babe lets go to the hot tube, I feel like Snow Globin

by Tomm from Albuquerque May 14, 2016