Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.

You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"

by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

GERTY

A talking computer in the 2009 movie "Moon". Voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Sam: You need to get laid.
I'm going to go back to work.

GERTY: :D

by Jimmy Man December 18, 2010

Gertay

a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.

hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..

niamh:wanna play lil hannah??

six year old hannah: is this a game?

by gerting April 6, 2009

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022