Wunnet 

A stealer,sarcastic,thief,fast and sneaky

The store worker said “hey return it back you didn’t buy it!” The person said” it’s mine now you weirdo” then the store worker said “I’m calling the cops you wunnet.”

Wunnet by Likelovrlaugh January 9, 2019

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

winnet 

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

winnet by Marty May 13, 2005

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003

Homestaw Wunnew 

1. The phonic form of Homestar Runner (when said by Homestar)
2. The better name.

Hewwo. My name is Homestaaaaaw Wunneeeew.

Homestaw Wunnew by - censored - December 1, 2003

Wunnerful 

A particularly cute word used to describe someone who has surpassed the level of Wonderful.

Cody is probably the most wunnerful person I've ever met ^-^

Wunnerful by Kalawala May 9, 2009