glassmaker

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"

Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!

by msvalley February 28, 2018

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

by Jawful October 25, 2011

Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything

That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020

Glasshat

portmanteau of Glass (from Google Glass) & asshat

a person who utilizes the Google Glass technology in a manner or attitude that is off-putting, elitist or douchey

"dude, did you see that hipster guy strutting down the street in his Google Glasses? What a total Glasshat."

by beastB March 13, 2013

Glasspacks

Mufflers that are packed with fiberglass to muffle the sound. They come in different lengths. The shorter the glasspacks, the louder the car.

When I get my Corvette I am going to put glasspacks on it.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Glasswasher Seat

Seat at the bar where you have a great view of the waitresses cleavage while she washes glasses

Ryan and Eric draw straws in the truck for the seat in front of the glasswasher seat cause Katy has huge cans and a tank top on.

by idkjerk September 23, 2016