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glassoles 

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.
glassoles by sugarfree April 14, 2014

Glasshole 

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.
"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."
Glasshole by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013

Glasshole 

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.
Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."
Glasshole by PoopingMan April 18, 2014

Glasshole 

(noun)- someone who has early access or is in possession of Google Glasses, and flaunts them around like a jerk.
That Arscott guy keeps showing off his Google Glasses to everybody. What a glasshole!
Glasshole by pcheeking May 17, 2013

glassbergian

a well-written, provocative account of business, entertaiment or literary happenings scribed by a sophisticated, midwesterner-turned New Yorker.
"Holy peaches and chicken Batman, this book review in the New Republic was done in ultra-glassbergian fashion."
glassbergian by Scooperman August 12, 2005

Glasshole 

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep
At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me
Glasshole by orieisen May 22, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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