Glasshat

portmanteau of Glass (from Google Glass) & asshat

a person who utilizes the Google Glass technology in a manner or attitude that is off-putting, elitist or douchey

"dude, did you see that hipster guy strutting down the street in his Google Glasses? What a total Glasshat."

Glasshat by beastB March 13, 2013

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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

Glass hat by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

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Glasshat • glassmate

glassmate

Your partner in drinkinking water, juice etc.

My new glassmate is Frankliene. Would you like to meet her?

glassmate by Frankline Foxxx May 4, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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