gogsturbate

to wear goggles whilst masturbating.

"julia likes to gogsturbate while watching oompa loompas so she does not go blind"

by Julia_Wets_the_Bed February 10, 2006

Goosturbate

The act of jerking off a Goose’s Neck

Cline left his house to go down to the lake to Goosturbate.

by Chopperdave631 December 2, 2020

Ghostrobate

Verb.
Go-Stro-bait
The Act Of a Ghost masturbating.

I'm Casper, a lonely ghost. im fat and homely. so basically noone likes me. i ghostrobate often to ease the pain and to prevent ghostly blue balls.

by Gosef The Pissed Off Serbian August 19, 2008

Ghosturbating

During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.

I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.

by slap chop December 18, 2010

Goosturbating

When one aggressively strokes the long neck of a goose

Hey Tim did u see those weirdos goosturbating last night in that field?

by Chibi1125 January 8, 2023