ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

by DangitBob June 1, 2018

ghost poop

When you feel the poop coming out of your ass, but when you look in the toilet, it’s not there.

Ugh, I hate ghost poops. They suck.

by nigga dick ass shit penis November 28, 2019

Ghostbook

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.

S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.

by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

Ghost poop

When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.

The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.

"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"

by Whelp September 19, 2011

ghostwood

the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out

I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.

by therewillbemike June 18, 2010

ghostboo

The dead bitch on the dsmp who collected a lot of totem of undying and then died cuz he only had one life and he doesnt remember how he lost his other ones

Tommy: Do you go by Ranboo? Ghostboo feels more fitting, you just kinda...

Ghostboo: Or you can just do like “Boo”, it’s a nice little ghost pun there, I’ve been thinking—

Tommy: Well, yeah, I uh, I’m maybe not gonna call you my boo, Ranboo.

Ghostboo: That’s actually very fair. That is, you know what? Touché, touché

by UGGGGGGGHHHHH December 9, 2021

ghosttooth

an eat my ass kind of guy

you flashing your ghosttooth tonight?

by blowdrymynipplehair197 January 11, 2018