jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

Gerkin

what we call pickles down under

I'm hungry for some gerkins

by Anonymous September 11, 2002

Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004