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Gather

When a person tries to come for you or question you and your authority, you retaliate with pure indiscriminate justice. This often times makes the victim embarrassed, ashamed or belitted.
This chick was tryin'to pop off in front of her lame ass friends. What she doesn't know is that I will gather her trifling ass if she keeps on.
by Nostalgic_PuPu February 28, 2017
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Magic: The Gathering

Magic: Gathering is a trading card game first put onto stores shelves in 1993. It's foundational mechanics went on to inspire many other games, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh currently being the most famous. It also invented the prospect of tournaments for trading card games, which did not exist at the time.

Magic is a worldwide phenomenon, and has developed it's own list of dozens of slang words. Magic itself is typically known as Magic: The Gathering, MTG, or just Magic for players who play it more exclusively than other games for which the word “magic” could easily be confused.

More players play magic today than ever before, showing a clear upward trend in popularity over the last 10 years. Reports by Hasbro, the parent company of MTG, put the figure at “around 6 million” in 75 countries in 2003, while current(2016) unprofessional estimates are at anywhere from 8-15 million globally.

The game was invented by Richard Garfield with the financial support of WotC, the latter now owning the game in it's entirety and the former currently receiving royalties. Despite his lack of direct control over the game since the late 90s, Richard Garfield still contributes to the game sporadically, and is considered by many to be a pillar of the community and is known by Magic players internationally.

The game is known best for it's simplest mechanics by those who've never played it, these principle mechanics being 5 colors and resource building involving “lands” and “non-lands”.
Magic: The Gathering is a game like any other. The company prints things on cardboard and it turns into money. Might as well cut out the middle man and print money.

Person A: Magic The Gathering Players are fat vrigins.
Person B: Did you know that the player base of Magic: The Gathering in the United States has a 10% lower rate on obesity than the national average? How about we talk about issues that matter instead?
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
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gather pace

to start to happen more quickly and have more success
The trend for greener living will gather pace
by osw July 30, 2015
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Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...
Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.
by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019
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magic the gathering

Best. Cardgame. Ever.
My polar kraken just kicked your ass
by WooHoo April 8, 2003
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Gatched it up

The act of turning a simple social situation into a notable and memorable event.
Man, Tyler really gatched it up last night at the bar when he told us he was a fountain while projectile vomiting all over those poor poor children.
by wompwompwomp262525 March 15, 2013
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