Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.
Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.
by Jujunum February 22, 2015
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Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!
by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014
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Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!
by gertfert February 12, 2011
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Gart

A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
by GartLuver123 May 05, 2010
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Gart

Substitute this for any particular curse word...preferably the "F" word
"Gart!"

"Gart you!"

"Dude, he garted all over the place"

"Gart off!"

"Gart stick!"

"Gart on it"
by Charles C. September 20, 2007
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gart

1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
by death January 14, 2004
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gart

a fart that is gnarly
Mom, did you hear that biblical gart?
by gnarlycircuit May 25, 2015
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