Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.

Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!

by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014

Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.

Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!

by gertfert February 28, 2011

Gart

A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.

"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."

by GartLuver123 May 5, 2010

Gart

Substitute this for any particular curse word...preferably the "F" word

"Gart!"

"Gart you!"

"Dude, he garted all over the place"

"Gart off!"

"Gart stick!"

"Gart on it"

by Charles C. October 3, 2007

gart

1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.

Ha Ha you got GARTED!

by death January 14, 2004

gart

a fart that is gnarly

Mom, did you hear that biblical gart?

by gnarlycircuit May 27, 2015