Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

dirty garnet

going to the strippers an seeing youre friends mom working. then the friends mom rides you around like a dog on stage, now youre a dirty garnet.

"man im so embarassed i went to the rippers an got rode by mikes mom, im such a dirty garnet"

by steve jobbs October 1, 2006

garnetto

Intense, full of energy, maybe a little bit crazy such as Kevin Garnett

Yo, you see that bitch at the club going garnetto on the dance floor. I wanted to take her home and go garnetto on her ass.

by GilfHunter999 May 7, 2009

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

Gareth

He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.

"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."

by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011

Garnet

In the TCG community , a Garnet refers to s an unplayable card that's in your hand. The term comes from the Yugioh! card "Gem-Knight Garnet" which was played so often with another card called "Brillant Fusion' that opening it was nothing short of a brick.

Friend: "How did your games go?"
Other friend: "Bad, I opened nothing but Garnets."

by HighKeyClutch January 2, 2020

Gareth Rickaby

A man who rules over the Alnwick region in Northumberland, England; a mass producer of pink fluffy handcuffs; a famous tennis player and the owner of the multi-national corporation, All Drones and Media.

Person 1: "Look at that bloke over there!"
Person 2: "That's not just any bloke, that's Japanese General Gareth Rickaby, CEO of 'All Drones and Media' and Lord of Alnwick"

by MilianGeh March 25, 2021