christopher galvan

a cute amazing guy that is good at video games and can always make your day

christopher galvan is so cool

by rrrrrreeeeeeeeekid January 8, 2020

gut galvanizer

An insensitive homosexual individual, who pays no mind or regard to the insertion of his penis too far into the rectum of his "life partner" so that it completely obliterates or annihilates the upper intestines.

Doctor: nurse what is the status?!
Nurse: doctor El-Amin was traveling Africa and encountered an individual who obliterated his insides ! He was muttering something; b-baba-Babatunde please stop it

Doctor: hmm babatunde MUST be the gut galvanizer in this situation.

MUST

by Ol' Saint Nigga September 15, 2014

Galvanized

To be higher then a satellite.
Where your blood alcohol content can make another person Sterile simply by ways of communicating...

Man I see Derek was Galvanized this weekend

by Onyanez July 6, 2020

galvanized square steel

thing used for extending lil johns apartment often used with screws borrowed from his aunt and ecofriendly wood veniers

i need to extend this with galvanized square steel

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel

A type of treated steel often used when illegally expanding comically tiny apartments. Typically covered with eco-friendly wood veneers and secured firmly to the existing apartment building with expansion screws borrowed from the owner’s aunt.

Little John welded a frame of galvanized square steel to extend the space outward.

by Doopus May 28, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Galvanized

The act of receiving oral sex while being held like a baby while the recipient yells “wire”. The rigid version involves the insertion of at least one finger into the anus of the recipient.

“I had a tough day at work so when I got home I asked Rachel to galvanize me, blew 4 loads!! Galvanized!

by Wireguy1234 May 7, 2022