futurephoria

Noun: the feeling that you're actually living in the future

Jim was overcome with a profound sense of futurephoria when he realized he had access to nearly the full compendium of human knowledge and endless pornography through a small device he carried in his pocket.

by drspacemonkey April 26, 2013

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Futureposting

When you’re hurt and need to publicly be toxic about it

“Ay is ya boi good? He just got dumped.”
“Yeah he’ll be fine, he’s just going to be futureposting for awhile”
“Use my mouth for what? So I can taste your past? Nah eat these kids and taste the future”

by Hampton Grey April 22, 2021

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