Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

fukerton

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

by ssmracer December 15, 2008

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

fuerte

a strong, stout mexican girl.

BOB: damn that girl's fat
JOE: no bob, she's a fuerte. you can tell by her broad shoulders and powerful stance.

by michael sherwood January 6, 2004

Fuerteventura

A sunny island off the coast of africa. Owned by spain. In the las palmas of the canary islands.

Almost heaven, las playitas, fuerteventura, las isla canaries.

by SulphurS16 April 30, 2020

fuper

F. (fat) U. (upper) P. (pussy) R. (region)
The area of fat between a womans belly and her vagina. this could be used for gay men too.

Damn! Look at the FUPER hanging over her bikini bottoms

by jeff herbert June 11, 2006

faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

by Soreanus June 5, 2013