Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Frictitious

When an object is really frictiony

"Damn, the new towel I got is really frictitious!"

by ZMS 23 April 5, 2022

fictitious

Not real or imaginary

Damn boi! That girl has some fictitious titties. She needs some 3D modelling.

by PABLO CHOCOBAR March 22, 2020

fucktitious

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.

Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.

by mike231 July 27, 2009

factitious

Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)

"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.

by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003

frictitiously

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

by Willie G! July 4, 2011

Frictitious

When an item of clothing creates too much friction for the wearer to properly enjoy a shot down the chute

These jeans are far too frictitious to visit the park

by Smiggs April 4, 2019