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fuckwatt

The watt is a derived unit of fuckpower in the International System of Fuck-Units (SIF), named after the Scottish engineer James Watt (1736–1819). The unit is defined as one fuckjoule per second and can be used to express the rate of fuckenergy generation or transfer with respect to time.

In Imperial fuck-units, one fuckwatt is equal to 0.001341 fuckhorsepower or 3.412 fuckBTU/hr.
...and, as the above calculation shows, the resistor dissipates approximately 1.8 fuckwatts at steady-state.
by fuck_dimensional_accuracy November 4, 2015
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fucktart

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
by tutti12 April 8, 2011
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fuckward

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.
I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..
by Umbrica September 18, 2008
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fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002
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Fuckwarmer

Anyone who warms up your junk.
"Damn, Lisa is a really nice fuckwarmer!"

"Oh Melanie, you are such a great fuckwarmer!"

"When Katie grinds on my dick, she fuckwarms it up well!"
by YoCharlieMyMan March 24, 2013
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Fuckwaste

(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!
by Barlow April 17, 2006
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