Fuckstenance

Food and drink as a source for strength to fuck.

Every day, I eat one banana and a viagra for fuckstenance.

by Big al the chiefs gal May 9, 2019

fuckoffee

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

by monkey69 July 1, 2007

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

fucktent

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations

Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.

by the_mav October 22, 2009

fuckopenia

Failure to give a fuck.

From fuck en and -penia gr deficiency.

Last lecture gave me severe fuckopenia.

Fuckopenia is strong with this one.

by chinsky November 24, 2015

fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!

Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks

by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020

Fucktender

A girl who is notorious for having sex with bartenders.

"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."

by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014