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Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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Fuckalicious

Delectably fuckable.
Delightfully screwable.
Wow, he/ she is really fuckalicious!
by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006
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Sir Fuckalot

1. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding excellence in the field of fucking and so should be recognised among his peers as a knight of fucking.

2. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding stupidity in all aspects of his life and so should be recognised by his peers as someone who raoyally fucks everything right up for everyone else.
1. Randomer: Hey Sir Fuckalot, what happened with you and that girl last night?
Sir Fuckalot: I fucked her quite a bit actually.

2. You really fucked that one up Sir Fuckalot.
by Luciferean August 1, 2008
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fuckmallow

Noun: fuk-mal-oh
A matter so full of fuck that it has become as puffy as a marshmallow.
AJ: What's wrong with you?

Luis: My mind is full of fuckmallow.
by Ryuzaki Kariya May 24, 2012
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fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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fuckalope

fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over
you fuckalope get outta my way
by Terry January 30, 2004
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fuckaluck

A fuckaluck is one who is an asshole or a duesche.
You fuckaluck! that dude is such a fuckaluck,I thought I'd have to bash his fuckin brains in!
by titwillow January 28, 2008
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