fuckered

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.

That drift car is fuckered man... You can tell it has been drifted backwards into a wall.

by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019

fuckbed

the second of two beds in a hotel room used explicitly for the purpose of fucking, not sleeping, without regard to how, what, or where body fluids are deposited

Damn T-dawg, we need to get out of this fuckbed and get some sleep before I get dehydrated

by Professor Steamboat October 4, 2008

fuckered up

getting so drunk you don't give a damn how many suffixes you use! Mainly used in a "red neck" tone of voice.

Jake- Tonight is not gonna be fun.

Joe- I don't care, I'm getting fuckered up either way!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

fuckbreath

Where ones breath smells of/after the process of fucking.

"Get out of my face Dave you fuckbreath"

by Shaun Walker September 16, 2006

fuckered up

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means

Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.

by EviLCorey September 10, 2003

fuckered

The state of mind experienced after more than a day of drug use in the Agricola compound. Can also be modified with "jigger" to mean a state of being completely unhinged and unfit for public consumption.

Man, I've been here on Agricola Street getting fuckin fuckered off my ass for three days now.

I'm so jigger-fuckered I can't even sign my own name.

by emdashed March 31, 2004