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Get the Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker mug.fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.
fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.
fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.
fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.
adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'
adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.
adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'
adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
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