A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017
by jacobthreethreethree March 17, 2009
jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 06, 2011
by Yeetord February 14, 2020
Phrase
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 01, 2024
noun, plural: Fucking tree houses
Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...
Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021
Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up
by CoochieMan6942005 May 26, 2021