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A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017
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plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009
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fuck bitches, plant trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011
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Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

Say this when someone's in your tree
HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE
by Yeetord February 14, 2020
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021
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Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024
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