Rubbing Fronts

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.

“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”

by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018

y-fronts

Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers.

May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.

"Do you think I'm sexy if I wear these y-fronts on my head?"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

Y fronts

In Britain, cockney slang for men's underwear - per EastEnder's glossary

"Oy! Don't go out in the street in just your Y-fronts!"

by HB Rebecca September 3, 2005

y-fronts

Typical guys' underwear. There's and opening at the open end of the 'y'.

Last Halloween Roscoe stuck some dingy y-fronts on top of his head and ran down the street shouting,"Pwip!"

by Shawn B. September 13, 2003

y-fronts

old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover

Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

Faux Fronts

Fake gold teeth that poor fake or faux wannabe gangsta rappers wear to look like rich wannabe gangsta rappers.

Fat Ed - yo dawg your gold teeth are peeling..

Skinny D - Word, I shouldn't have bought these damn faux fronts off that guy in the street.

by DMP June 24, 2005

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018