Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

Front-end loader

A machine that has a bucket up front to pick up dirt. Can be a attachment to a Tractor to increase the usability of a tractor.

Loaders are often on wheels, but can be found on tracks. They are used in Contruction and industry.

"Use the loader to move those rocks."

by Puffie40 November 17, 2004

front-end loader

Hollowing out the end of a cigarette, removing the tobacco and replacing it with cannabis.

I didn't have my bong or some rolling papers, so I did a front-end loader with a borrowed smoke.

by anonymous July 26, 2013

front-end loader

A person who takes the cock in their mouth and enjoys it.

O my, that guy is a front-end loader!

by savloader January 26, 2006

Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.

Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!

by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012

Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016