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friendfucked

When you get friends with two people that doesn't know each other and then who becomes friend and leaves you lonely.
I got friendfucked today when Sophie and Greg got lunch together.
by TheOnlyVeon November 12, 2012
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FriendJacker

A person who creeps on your social networking page, easing their way through your friends list and sends friend requests to them in the hopes that they will accept the invite due to you being a mutual friend.
My brother Josh is a fucking FriendJacker.......all of a sudden we have 86 mutual friends. What a douche!
by Eli Keller January 3, 2011
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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