forditus

Forditus is un-explainable problems that occur in ford cars and trucks. They are problems that are attempted to be fixed and never go away after several attempts.

"God damnit, I replaced all my struts and springs and still can't get rid of this rattle. I think it caught forditus"

by j pags March 23, 2009

fordite

Layers upon smexy layers of excess auto paint. Makes a bootiful craft material. Pairs nicely with wewd.

Person 1: ay whazzat cool layery stuff on your knife handle?
Person 2: It's Fordite!

by 420Cheesecake December 20, 2020

well-i-faudit

a term used to denote the excretment of excess gastronomical buildup within the human intestines. I.E. ripping ass.

Guy: Well-i-faudit
Friend: Get the fuck out of my car

Girlfriend: I cant breathe under these sheets!

Friend: Well-i-faudit!

by DF, Miller, TD, MT2, CK May 8, 2009

fooditarian

stupid

"hey bob, you want some food"
"no, I'm a fooditarian, you are hurting the pizzas feelings"
"oh soz pizza"

by loolololololol April 13, 2018

fooditary

Something edible that tastes good.

1. A fooditary taco
2. This cake suuure is fooditary!
3. Hey want to go get some fooditaries to munch on?
4. This...IS....FOODITARY!!!!!
5. This...ISN'T...FOODITARY! IT ARE NOT TEH TASTEFUL!

by MibZ January 6, 2008

Folditis

When its time to go to pound town but either A, she isn't wet enough or B, you aint hard enough. Both scenarios resulting in the same: a pathetic attempt to insert, usually ending up with your semi-hard chub either folding over on itslef or just completely scrunching up like an accordion

Dude last night i was so close to getting it in with Mary but due to either the excess of vodka or the lack of EDM tunes being cranked, I caught a bad case of the folditis

by Jerrydri November 10, 2014

foodite

lover of food, culinary enthusiast—a grown up foodie.

This restaurant is good for common folk and foodites alike.

by TheFina May 14, 2015