by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018
Get the Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls mug.A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
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by captainlarry February 8, 2010
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“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”
“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”
“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”
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Get the Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson mug.A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
Get the synchronized farting mug.Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
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