fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

footgasm

a term used when you have had or are getting an orgasmic foot massage.

megan footgasms when i rub her feet nice and hard.

by the chelsmeister August 6, 2006

fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.

"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

Footgasm

That time after a long day when you get to take off your shoes, and your feet feel great.

Wow, I just spent a 10 hour day in heels, when I get home I'm gonna have a major footgasm.

by mangokiwi February 19, 2011

Fartgasm

The end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords passage of said flatulence around and over the vaginal passage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.

Hey hon! Keep that broccoli and green peppers comin'. I'm in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. Woo-hoooo!!! Now crack a window, it's gonna get a little dicey in here.

by Montana Mule February 5, 2010

Forgasm

Food + Orgasm = Forgasm.

Skillet potatoes, french toast and over easy eggs, omggg. Just had a forgasm.

by Mahlmann January 1, 2012

forgasm

making orgasmic sounds while eating delicious food

WTF, is someone having sex behind that bookcase?" "No, I saw her shoving cake in her mouth and moaning-- I think she's having a forgasm.

by Med Students Losing Our Minds May 19, 2011