fonkey

Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.

I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.

by Badhairdos July 13, 2009

fooney

The feeling and smell on your face after a nice clean shave.

My dad's face was fooney after he shaved.

After I shaved, I didn't feel fooney. Maybe because I missed a spot.

by nails907 November 4, 2013

fonkey

one who resembles a donkey's foot

jessica was stepped on by a donkey and had an imprint of a hoof in her face. stephanie came by and said,'you look like a fonkey.'

by steph April 28, 2003

Footkey

A slag word used for the word bum.

"Man that is a HUGE footkey you have there. Mind if i kick it?"

by vaaf December 10, 2008

Mother fookey wellers

A term most often used by, but not limited to, persons with Tourette's Syndrome in a very shrill, high-pitched voice as a younger child to release that inner little "tick".

"FEE FEE MOTHER FOOKEY WELLERS!"

"yo that niggas crazy dog, he must be on dat crack."

"nah dont worry man, thats just tourettes."

by tourettesniggaz4america April 14, 2009

Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

Fookey

A hickey on your foot.

My foot hurts because Jerry gave me a fookey.

by Fookeylover123 November 15, 2016