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Fonker

Are you having fonker for dinner.
by Emily2020 July 23, 2020
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Ninn Foakes

An absolute bell-end. An arse shaft with the intellectual capacity of a small dog turd. The biggest wank captain on the nonce squad. The type of slack jawed dolt to buy a vape and break it by giving it a sloppy blowjob. A creature born in the black depths of the Tarskavaig lagoon. A perpetual virgin that enjoys the smell of his own body-odor. A slope-headed dolt who doesn't require a condom because his sperm are too thick to find their way up his shaft even though they have hardly any distance to cover. The only discernible talent the Ninn actually possesses is to make the world's biggest ignoramuses feel like total geniuses with multiple PhDs and IQs reaching into the high thousands. When he was born his own parents tried to reject him in the manner of the Spartans but failed because the bottom of the cliff they threw him off was so disgusted it ran away.
I hope Ninn Foakes drowns in his own wank sweat.
by Lhistopher Cree February 20, 2018
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folakemi

A sweet person nd loveable most times tends to get angry and likes things done her own way.
A lover of food nd quite lazy.
By naza
That lady is loveable but boosy

Oh she is a Folakemi
by son of hitler March 18, 2017
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fonké

latetitia casta is some fonké lady.
by slimjohn May 11, 2006
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Fonked

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins
I fonked her hard
by Fonker69 October 17, 2019
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fonkey

j00 are teh fonkey, yo!
by Mandy October 1, 2003
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fosaken

Forgotten, left behind, not cared for or loved, without hope, helpless
by wil busch December 8, 2003
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