Cock Fold

The act of using one's penis as a kickstand to prevent one's self from rolling off the bed and it folding in half.

This morning I gave myself a cock fold. It sure did hurt.

by Prisoner37462 January 12, 2017

fold and reuse

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.

Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"

by stockman09 March 3, 2008

imma fold you

The act of beating a niggas ass so hard the compress into a pile of clothes.

It is usually said after an acquaintance says something idiotic. Or someone wants to fight you. It is used aggressively and as fighting words

Nigga 1: Bruh your mama sucked my dick last night .

Nigga 2: Bruh put ya paws up imma fold yo ass.

ALT: Better scramble like an egg or imma fold you like an omlete.

by Cuck Me Hard April 16, 2017

Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015

foldicus

A colloquial alternative for the act of getting folded.

"It was quite unlunganax for young jimmy as he received the foldicus from the school bullies." - AS English Ambassador

by AS English Emissary June 16, 2022

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others

Man I'm not no snitch real niggas don't fold

by OG t money July 28, 2016