floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

by kelknaughty September 26, 2010

footface

To stick your foot in someone's face in a sexual manner

Man i cant believe that i footfaced david last night. That was a mistake

by sportyo June 12, 2009

kickdown some floorspace

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

Flowerface

Someone that looks perfect to you in their own way. Doesn't have to be physical appearance.

Yoona? She's definitely my flowerface

by yooniquelymine December 31, 2012

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010

footface

Alternate term for Sarah Jessica Parker, whose face resembles a foot.

Did you see footface is now trying to sell cosmetics!? Wow! Can you believe she was in 'Sex in the City'?

by Superflymonkeypants January 21, 2009

flooracotomy

An emergency thoracotomy performed on a patient on a hospital floor, as opposed to in the trauma bay. Performed almost exclusively at Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. The procedure has essentially no indication, except perhaps the case where an admitted patient gets shot on the wards, which may in fact happen at Jamaica. An optional technique is to enlist the patient's roommate as first assistant.

Dude, on rounds last night that gomer in 301B was pulseless, so we had to perform a flooracotomy. Does anyone have any extra meal tickets?

by Horst Depp October 18, 2009