flodging

When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.
Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold
by LDee October 16, 2008
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flodge

to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.
He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.
by MDpenoc February 19, 2004
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flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.
(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.
by guns and swords April 11, 2008
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flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.
Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.
by 09090909 July 30, 2015
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flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
by Aloon January 14, 2004
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flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
by Sarah Van Shagme December 03, 2004
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flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.
That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!
by wasted time September 06, 2009
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