flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.

He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.

by Aloon January 14, 2004

flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious

by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004

Flodge

The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.

I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.

by Say-ruh December 5, 2007

Flodge

A very loose Vajayjay.

Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?

Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!

by msfdbs\gbrbgjfd August 19, 2008

Flodge

An annoying friend that really bugs you, but you like anyways

Cody: Jimmy quit poking me. your such a flodge

by jc11256 February 7, 2015

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018