flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

Flangelent

To be a puddle of flesh with no bones.

Man he's very flangelent

by Kgkdjsbddjen May 13, 2018

Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

Flatulent Fluff

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.

Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

flabulent

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

flargument

When two study hall students are having a half - argument and half - flirtatious discussion concerning what is typically an unimportant discussion.

"OMG they are having another flargument!!!"

"They won't stop flarguing with each other!"

by annoyed in study hall December 1, 2009

flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee June 2, 2018