belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.

Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?

by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

Flatpower

When a flat mate becomes dominant and controlling over others.

Ali: 'Get off the internet and watch me play x-box, and sit here, then wash the dishes, then suck me off...'
Adam: Fuck off you nocturnal batty... your getting a little Flatpower....

by Adam Staton. May 13, 2008

flatpecker

Referring to female genitalia. Used normally, in a negative, or sarcastic sense....

I haven't seen much of Gordy since he got in house, with that flatpecker.

by Iceman6969 September 25, 2008

Fatpacker

Backpackers who love to eat a lot while backpacking. They are usually fat.

I am a fatpacker and I've been travelling around the world while getting fat

by Chilalamochila January 15, 2017