by tempo77 February 23, 2011
Get the Flashbork mug.Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
"Nice sweater? Is that made from recycled laundry lint?" "Thanks! Yeah, I got it a Flashmob Sale down at the Grove!"
by Cultureninja November 25, 2021
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In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.
Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!
by Mister Snarls August 20, 2011
Get the Facebook Flashmob mug.When the audio on a face-timing device, like Zoom, makes the person sound like a robot than speeds up really fast, and the listener can barely understand the speaker.
You are flashboting again!
by Jane's Emma October 29, 2020
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Good morbin' Paul! Did you see that flashmorb at Times Square?
Good morbin' to you too Jake! It was a sight to behold.
Good morbin' to you too Jake! It was a sight to behold.
by Spidey20041 June 3, 2022
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"Good morbin Paul! Did you see the flashmorb at Times Square last night?"
"Morbin Jake! It was truly a sight to behold"
"Morbin Jake! It was truly a sight to behold"
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This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.
This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.
"Flashbulb Memory is an emotional ride. I felt like I took Adderall and Fentanyl at the same time and then tried to convince the world that I was sober. I think I cried, came, shit myself and found God all in the same 45 minutes of listening. That guy must be going through something." said someone. (probably).
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