Flashbang

After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.

Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.

by 4-i Freedom April 8, 2008

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking your peen and your about to jizz so you take your dick out of her mouth and yell, “Flashbang!!” As you jizz in her eyes, blinding her.

I gave that bitch a flashbang on my bed then broke up with her the next day.

by MDMA USER 69 May 29, 2019

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking you off you pull out, cum in her eyes then slap her around the face with your cock as hard as you can.

I have a pounding headache and am having trouble seeing after Dec Flashbanged me last night!

by largeone950 September 20, 2018

Flashbang

The act of sperm sharking a woman or man in the eye(s) then punching them in the face.

"Did you hear about Melody? Apparently she got flashbanged by a weird man in the park."

by Shonito May 24, 2018

Flashbang

When a white bitch gets a facial during a gangbang and can't see

Chad: Hey beautiful, How was your night
Robert: well I walking down an alley then i got flashbanged

by BustOnHerLip February 18, 2019

Flashbang

The flashbang is when you go down on someone after eating some spicy food and it sets her/his va-jj/cock on fire. This is sometimes done by accident after drunken encounter at Buffalo Wild Wings but can also be done intentionally by filling your mouth with hotsauce if your eating a dick/pussy you don't want to eat again.

Medic: How can I help you today young man?

Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!

Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!

by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider July 31, 2016