Flabbergassy

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

by Siena and Jordan May 12, 2022

flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbergoif

the distance betwenn two unshaven ball hairs, on an otherwise smooth ballsack. using the Flabbergoifian formula: A^2 + ballsack = C^2

You left a .2589723456728343493 cm flabbergoif after you shaved my ballsack!

by Kevin Conor March 18, 2008

Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

FlabbeRjaculation

When you are flabbergasted but also nutting (jaculating)

Damn girl you got me FlabbeRjaculation right now

by Zantetsuken March 28, 2022

Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010